Randomness
Ben & Mike: The English Project
After what seems like ages, Ben's & Mike's hilarious English movie for their 10th grade poetry class is now available online! Join in the fun as Charles Wright (Ben) and Martin Espada (Mike) comically clash over the finer points of poetry...with hilarious results! Don't miss a moment of the zany action, download your copy of this amazing project video today! Every download is accompanied with a complimentary porkchop sandwich!*
Download the English Project Movie
(Right click the link and choose to save...it's 200mb so it will take a while to open if your browser loads video files and doesn't save them by defualt.)
*Not a legally binding contract.
Captain Planet Rehash
| Part 1 - Feces are Bad for the Environment
This is the first in the series. It was really just a test; to get used to how everything works. This is by far the shortest one, and it's even more poorly editted than the others (and that's saying something). |
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| Part 2 - Man-Door Love is O.K.
This is the second part... loving doors is okay. And if you don't think so, then fuck you! Seriously, door love. Awww yeeeah. |
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| Part 3 - Mary is Having a Baby
Third part. Mary is having a baby. Fruit baskets obligatory. Anywho, this was actually the second one made, but it's all out of order. The sound was messed up, so you have to turn your speakers really loud or you won't be able to hear it. |
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| Part 4 - Making Out
...mmm...mmm....slurp...mmm....mmmmm.... Just be patient, and the punchline will come. This one was kind of...complicated to make. And enlightening. |
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| Part 5 - Magic Juice is Whack!
This is some fucked up shit. Part 5. Wheeler is just asking to be parodied... he's been beaten like the red-headed step child he is. |
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| Part 6 - I Like Horses
The 6th installment to the Captain Planet series - Wheeler tries to get Linka to like him, and it leads him to some crazy places. Linka is a bitch and Wheeler is a sleezbag. |
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